Hmmm
When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:
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i spent 20 minutes thinking whether i should reblog this or not because i dont reblog nudity but then omfg this picture is perfect.
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what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
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Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26
Mariah Carey is 44 and her boyfriend is 32
If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it, maybe he wasn’t born yet.
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